translation by RMJ (with help of Petsku1 & sb483)

Miss Juliette
Has her Roméo in the Alfa
From Verona to Rome she runs
Pretty syndrome of the love

Shakespeare plays with his muse
The heroine thinks he abuses
She quickly climbs in the towers
The great writer likes to play tricks on her

Miss Juliette
Has really not the head
To choose between Montaigu and Capulet

Miss Juliette
Would like to celebrate
Champagne to sabre, coke to uncap

Miss takes the wings
Not to happen (but) put in to play
In her role she doesn't want
Lines in the whole play

This commedia dell’arte
Isn't crazy enough
When finally William gives his heart
There's no way to avoid the drama

Miss Juliette
Has really not the head
To choose between Montaigu and Capulet

Miss Juliette
Would like to celebrate
Champagne to sabre, coke to uncap

Miss Juliette
Has really not the head
To cry over Montaigu and Capulet

Miss Juliette
Would like to celebrate
Champagne to sabre, coke to uncap

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

Miss Juliette
Has really not the head
To choose between Montaigu and Capulet

Miss Juliette
Would like to celebrate
Champagne to sabre, coke to uncap

Miss Juliette
Has really no longer the head
To cry over Montaigu and Capulet

Miss Juliette
Would like to celebrate
Champagne to sabre, coke to uncap

Miss